Monster Attack on Fordham Imminent
Published: September 27, 2007 From the first sighting of Bigfoot in 1840, to Mothmen terrorizing West Virginia in 1966, to chupacabras caught in south Texas in 2007, there have been a surprising amount...
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Stephen Colbert Is Not America (And So Can You!)
Fans show their support for Stephen Colbert at a campaign at the University of South Carolina on Oct. 28. (Aluka Berry/MCT) Published: November 8, 2007 One small step for Stephen Colbert means one...
View ArticleI Love Barack Obama (and So Does the Media)
Published: January 29, 2009 I love Barack Obama. There, I admit it. I’ve been hiding this deep dark secret for a long time now—hiding it behind pro-John McCain jokes, racist comments and referring to...
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In Time of Economic Crisis, Homelessness Still Accepting Résumés
As graduation looms, seniors prepare resumes in the hopes of finding work, but the job market dwindles still. (Photo Illustration Craig Calefate/The Observer) Published: February 12, 2009 The U.S....
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Welcome to the Single Life, Suckers
After Valentine’s Day, many new relationships may be flourishing. As graduation looms closer, however, how many of these may soon falter. (Marti Eisenbrandt/The Observer) Published: February 26, 2009...
View ArticleLotteries and Lady Parts: Taking on the Worst of Fordham Bureaucracy
Published: March 12, 2009 Ah, the golden days of Fordham undergraduate life—the setting sun of my youth, the shutting door on my potential. At this point, graduation looms like an ever-growing shadow...
View ArticleRoommate Trouble? Surely Science Will Solve Your Problems!
Published: April 2, 2009 Hovercrafts. Time machines. Cylons. These are just a few scientific advances that are on the horizon, possibly not to be discovered until Feifei Ling desperately needs them....
View ArticleAfter Graduation Your Life Will Suck, Guaranteed
Published: April 9, 2009 What does graduation mean to you? To me, it means résumé seminars, long bouts of weeping, marking every inch of my dorm with “Feifei wuz here” in Sharpie, packing suitcases and...
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The Reign of Terror Ends: Feifei’s Final Farewell to Fordham
It’s been real, Fordham, but there are many things that won’t be missed. (Craig Calefate/The Observer) Published: April 30, 2009 This is it, huh? The end of Feifei’s reign of terror at Fordham...
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